i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
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19532true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
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I love my boyfriend <3
I love my girlfriendremember to wear protection
wtf dad
Wtf mr president
omg lol busted
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Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
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when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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